The Great Egg Carton Dilemma

Eggs are normally ‘sized’ by the dozen.  Here’s what we have:

EvilRosalita FrankenDukkula (Pekin):  1186 gms/ dozen or 99 gms/ egg or 3.5 oz/ egg = OFF THE CHART MASSIVE
(2nd to largest domestic DUCK… so a Muscovy would lay Elephant-sized eggs….. and if elephants laid eggs, there’d be no carton ‘Dilemma’, would there!!)
Audri DukkBurn (Khaki Campbell):  900-926 gms/ dozen or 78 gms/ egg or  2.75 oz/ egg = BEYOND JUMBO (‘KING’ in AUSTRALIA)
(American-sized Extra Large eggs are generally 2.0 oz)
Miss Lilli (Japanese Silki):  460 gms/ dozen or 38 gms/ egg or >1.5 oz/ egg = peewee (I can tape 12 sewing thimbles together and use that for a carton for Lillith…)
thus, the egg carton dilemma that vexes me so….

PS– I have extensively searched the World over for appropriate sized cartons, and I have found none in existence over the American sized ‘Jumbo’…. DESPITE the claims. It’s time I go after my ‘Warhol Moment’ and invent them, becoming filthy rich in the process….

PPS– The question never should’ve been about a chicken’s motive for crossing the road, but “Why, by all the gods, has no one invented cartons for duck eggs, yet?!?!?!?!”

PPPS– If Khaki eggs are considered ‘King’ (Kong?!?!) sized in Australia, would that then classify Rosi’s egg’s as “Godzilla’ sized in the Pacific Rim region of our world?!?!?! O.C./ ADHD inquiring minds want to know…..

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