A Favor From My Friends (Quiet Justice)

Today I was inspired to write a book.

I’m gonna title my book “An Imaginary Dialogue with My Personal Passive-Aggressive, Narcissistic Sociopath”.  I’m going to Dedicate my book to My Personal Passive-Aggressive, Narcissistic Sociopath, because without her, I’d never have been able to write this book.  Then, after I’ve written this book, I’m going to sell it for dirt-cheap so that it will be easy to sell just one.  and after I’ve sold just one, I’m going to give a preview of my book to My Personal Passive-Aggressive, Narcissistic Sociopath (we’re ‘friends’ on GoodReads), thanking her for making it possible for me to publish and be paid for my very first book, that I’d never have succeeded I getting published without her tireless effort and endless supply of material to draw from.  I’d like to be able to tell her that my book (singular) was purchased by numerous people, and that without her help, I never would have succeeded.  the favor is, that if, say, 10 of my Friends each pitched in a dime to buy an e-book for a buck (reading it is NOT a requirement), just so I could say this to My Personal Passive-Aggressive, Narcissistic Sociopath, about a conversation that will never- and I mean NEVER happen, as long as mankind exists in the universe.

I think it would be fun, don’t you?

especially when her curiosity gets the best of her and she buys a copy of my book…. and I get to have that “dialogue” afterall.

* the final chapter in my book might be titled something like:  “Quiet Justice:  An Introvert’s Idea of a Good Time”.  There would be nothing written in that chapter, except for the title.  I don’t know- what do you think? *

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One comment on “A Favor From My Friends (Quiet Justice)
  1. WTH…. how is this my 100th post and I MISSED IT?!?!? Dangit! was saving that ‘one’ for something ‘SPECIAL’ 😡 dangit!

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