Incoming text:
“Duck is a nutritional powerhouse providing a rich source of monounsaturated fats – the healthy fats associated with the Mediterranean diet that have been found to reduce cancer risk, melt belly fat and protect against heart disease. (Source: The Healing Gourmet)”
- “WHA….?!?”
my reply:
hmmmm…. i have an orange–
you up for a Very Healthy lunch?
“You better turn & RUN, NOWHUMAN“
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The Groovi-est, Purple-Beaded, Ever-Laughin', Dukk-Lovin', Barefoot, Dirt-Farmin', Hippi Chikki that you'll ever have the Sublime Pleasure to get to know!
DukkSheit Happens.......... 
You wouldn’t eat your friend, would u? Haha…just the eggs….
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Violet steps up to the small podium-like desk near the antiqued entrance, and looking up at her Friends with a smile and says, “Dear Friends, Welcome to ‘Violet’s Duck~Blind: Farm-Fresh Fine Dining Experience’! ❤ Let me please refer you to my Face Page posts, notes, and photo albums, and all blog posts using the keyword 'EvilRosalita FrankenDukkula'….to answer any concerns you might have regarding the FRESH-ness of our waterfowl entree," begins Violet, your maitre d for the evening.
(“Omigawd- talk about a 'Fresh" Duck!!,” bellows a baritone voice from somewhere back in the kitchen area.)
"Meanwhile, i have a lovely, private table for you and your guest in the corner, if you will follow me please."
Waiting for Zip & her Foxxi Husband to seat themselves, Violet hands them small, ornately handcrafted menus and continues, "You're waitress will be back in a few moments to take your order…. can i get you a glass of chardonnay to go with your Duck a l'Orange, while you decide on your appetizer?"
😉
"Please remember to tip your Hostess generously!"
😀
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“psst! tween you, me an’ the fence post…. AbbiNorml is my BF. His GirlFriend and center of all his fantasies -EvilRosalita…. is just a $1500 duck that hates the fact that i am using up all of the spare oxygen on HER PLANET….”
please refer to your menu of appetizer’s and enjoy the classical guitarist while you decide…” 😉
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Laughing……. 😉
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Still laughing…..pricy duck my friend:) I think I’ll have the crockpot soup please:)
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you always make me laugh just becuz i can make you laugh 😉
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…and i cant believe your not gonna ask how i happen to have a $1500 duck….. seriously not curious?!?!
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Figured you have a sugar daddy farmer bestowing you with precious fowl:)
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IN MY DREAMS!! nah…. 2 winters ago & a raccoon. 2nd time I saved her from Certain Death….
and still she hates 😡 my guts…. only reason i still share the same ‘trail’ with her is cuz she puts out 364 eggs a year (twice any ‘standard’ bird!) and AbbiNorml is so stupid in love ❤ with her, that he almost died from Despair, 😥 when she spent 2 days in hospital to save her life the 2nd time. fkkn coon still owes me $1500 for vet bills, and i STILL aim to collect!!
( * )< thanx 4 Listenin'!
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