Too Many Eggs?

wrote this to a GirlFriend that is ‘Hopeful (to join a) Circus’, someday (?!), but thought you should know this too:

(in case you aren’t sure- the topic was one of my FAVORITES: Chickens!)

sketch i did of my Japanese broodi chick-factory, on one of her own kidz...

sketch i did of my Japanese broodi chick-factory, on one of her own kidz…

“okay….now were gettin to the IMPORTANT STUFF! i’ve been a self-made chicken farmer for goin on 2 decades now. the call me The ChikkenPrincess in our neck o the woods. an’ i got Feathered Friends all across this nation, that contact me for my friendly free advice (i’m too dumb to make a livin by what is too natural for me to stop sharin!). i have already made most all the mistakes, so you dont have to! (what do you think of my tagline?) last year a friend i was helpin to set up their chicken farm, says to me, “Gyrl, you need to quit givin your talent away and sell all this crazy shit you got locked up in your brain!” so, when i remember that, i call it “Birds & Beads (my other talent i keep givin as gifts instead makin an income!): JumpStart Poultry Consultant”.
whatcha think? wish i was smart enough to get people to pay me for what i always seem to give away for free…. a pretty big ‘downside’ for us ‘helper’/ ‘givers’ of the world…. right? 
(im trying to restrain myself from askin ya a kazillion questions, cuz i can teach you egg storage; cheap/ free/ economical and SAFE chikki housing; breaking & encouraging broodies; sexxing; etc)
Violet is putting muzzle on, shutting up and walking away now…. ;-)”

Happi Hatchday Rori (egg) & Ami 5 Feb 2014

Happi Hatchday
Rori (egg) & Ami
5 Feb 2014

Ami & Rori now 3 mo old

Ami & Rori now
3 mo old

and still later, Violet writes:

“(unwashed eggs refrigerated at 50 degrees good for 6 months.) always, when in doubt- float them. otherwise, if you’re not baking sharing or making your dog’s coat shiny with them, crack, beat and freeze in ice cube trays for perfect portions. PS– DO NOT TRY TO COOK THEEZE FROZEN EGGS UNTIL THEY ARE COMPLETELY DEFROSTED!! OMG- I WAS SO DUMB I BURNT MYSELF BAD BY EXPLODING EGGS SHOOTING OUT OF PAN LIKE VOLCANO MAGMA BALLS. I AM DUM GYRL- PLZ LEARN BY MY MISTAKES. otherwise, freezing is great way to get longer storage life off your eggs, for days when the broodies arent puttin out! thats my story- thnx 4 listenin! 😉 ❤
PPS- cooked scrambled eggs also good protein source to feed back to your hens, as well as clean, dried, powdered egg shells (no need to pay money for stupid oyster shells….. besides, my choox look at me and say, “are you stupid? what do you want me to do with oyster shells, Dum Gyrl?” then they ruffle their feathers and walk away from me and money wasting oyster shells.)

( *)> “B’gawk!”

which is JayBird’s ceramic egg shipped from New York & which is EvilRosalita FrankenDukkula’s Fried Egg from this morning?

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2 comments on “Too Many Eggs?
  1. InfiniteZip says:

    Like the idea of molten lava balls, still laughing,you crack me up, get it? Crack….like an egg, nut a butt:)

    Liked by 1 person

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