Welcome To the Isle of MisFit Toys! Pt 5


1 AUG ‘14  2030 HRS

‘WILLOW’ fell out of her shell into my hand, the two-tone 1st born of AbbiNorm L. Dukk & the late Miss Audri DukkBurn.

Miss Lillith, her Hatch-Momm, set diligently for 25 days to bring us the 1st of 3-ish Qwakkenstein Babies from the ill-advised mating of a Jumbo Pekin drake & a Khaki Campbell duck.

Will keep you updated on the results of Audri’s last two eggs and hopefully to include pix instead of sketches for you to ‘goo’ like Aunti’s & Uncles over!

2 AUG ‘14  1620 HRS

‘FERN’ (‘SPRITE’?) arrived, pretty much the same way WILLOW did, except, she somehow got herself turned around since I checked on her last and now her head was turned sharp back inward and her bill was protruding out the other side.  All by their lonesome- a pair of bigg lips!

Picture this please, if you will….In love

It took me almost a full minute to realize what the shrek I was looking at, assess the situation for optimal outcome, and decided I should give her a hand sorting it out.

‘FERN’/ ‘SPRITE’? doesn’t have as many yellow (white feathers later) markings on her as ‘WILLOW’ does, appearing quite abit consistently dark brown of fur, giving the impression she has a chance of looking like Momm (Audri).

Please keep in mind that the gender pronouns are just randomly pulled out of the air, until the customary time to vent sex a duckling comes in 5-10 days after hatch.  So don’t even think of going there with meWinking smile

Names are chosen with the idea of being unisex as much as possible, as therapy fees may be incurred later in the duck’s Life, if they should ever discover otherwiseSurprised smile

This season’s hatchling names will reflect the theme of anything found in the Faeri Wood down in the ravine, where lies Dukki Jones Locker, somewhere in Violet the Pirate’s Lost CoveOpen-mouthed smile Aargh!

3 AUG ‘14 1400 HRS

‘ANGEL’ has decided not to participate, at this Time.  She will be missed Crying face


The Groovi-est, Purple-Beaded, Ever-Laughin', Dukk-Lovin', Barefoot, Dirt-Farmin', Hippi Chikki that you'll ever have the Sublime Pleasure to get to know!

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5 comments on “Welcome To the Isle of MisFit Toys! Pt 5
  1. InfiniteZip says:

    Congrats mama;) baby duckies are so cute;)

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  2. ‘Sprite’, the 20 hr younger Sib had, on day 2, swam like an Old Pro and did dukki things with the water in an overturned gallon-sized pickle jar lid. Yester, I taught ‘Willow’ to ‘Eat the cat!’ Freakin’ hilarious…. if someone were as sleep-deprived as I have been these last 3 weeks…. One of those ‘Had-to-be-there’ moments, I suppose…..


  3. Aww!! Congratulations!! 😀 😀 Your new, little munchkins sound adorable! I’m so happy for you and your feathery clan, and I’m lovin’ the names you’ve picked too!! 😀 Can’t wait to hear more updates from you! *hugs* xxx

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